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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

fiona


clvbpenguin:

it’s ok i have a condom
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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

image


shithappens-but-lifegoeson:

damn thats powerful
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hidinfrommysisters:

funimationentertainment:

when the anime people turn to face the screen and their nose vanishes

where did it come from

where did it go

where did it come from

anime nose


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overheard in GTA

nosdrinker:

guy: hey baby what can I get for ten bucks

prostitute: you can take the bus home and jerk off thinking about me get the fuck out of here